Let's blow this joint.

Yeah, I'm gonna be outta here in no time.

Sick Nick

Doesn't this lady realize I have a fever? Do I look like I'm in any shape to have my picture taken?
Cheese. Mmm, cheese. I think I'll make mommy a present. I'm a giver.

Really?

Are you people kidding me? I'm going to need years of therapy. I can see it coming.

How many people is this?

So, I'm just sitting at home, enjoying some puffs.

When out of nowhere there are all these people in my playroom. I know it used to be my daddy's tv room but I'm more important. That's my pop pop on the couch. My brother, Jonthan, sporting the happiest smile I've ever seen on a sober person. And the blonde chicks are my cousins Jenna and Lexi. Lexi likes to play with my toys. I pretend to let her.


This is my Aunt Jenny. I don't think she took her medication today.

The other day I introduced you to A-Dog, future partner in crime. This is Allie Cat, the other half of our crime team. Yeah, I'm a baby, I don't know fractions yet. Bite me. She's a little younger than us but we'll be sure to show her the ropes. She's going to be the one to get us out of trouble when we do something we aren't supposed to. How could you get in trouble with cheeks like that?

Dinner Party

A whole bunch of people showed up at my house last night.

Mom and dad call them family.

Wow, that's a lot of people.

I'll post some pictures later on tonight if mommy ever stops downloading videos of people playing the drums.

This isn't funny

Why on earth would these people do this to me? Aren't they supposed to love me? Instead they put me in what can only be a torture device from the 1990's.

Ok, I suppose this could be fun. Let me see if I can just bounce a little and twirl. How about a little over the shoulder shot?

Yeah! I should be in the movies. I call this my serious mood, when I went to convey deep thinking. Either that or I'm pooping.

Play Date

Come on. I know I'm a baby but I'm also a dude. Can we call this something a little more manly than a play date? This is my cousin, Aidan. He's tough. I'm glad he's got my back. I'd hate to rumble with the likes of him.

We can't go anywhere without the paparazzi snapping our photos. Move along lady, I think I see Britney Spears in the kitchen and she isn't wearing a bra. Chill Aidan, I can take her if she gets out of hand.


I'm thinking about putting a spoiler on this bad boy and cruising for chicks. Aidan has a good idea and we're going to put some wheels on it first.

I don't know what this kid is doing now, no way he can get that whole thing in his mouth.

I told A-dog to hide out and get us a location on that nosey photographer.

GOT HER, now give me that camera!